Totally Elected E-liquid
Totally Elected E-liquid
It’s back… Totally Elected e-liquid has landed. Yes, yes everyone is sick of politics, but cast a vote in our ‘alternative election’. Five delicious flavours that represent each one of our would be leaders, there is everything from fruity favourites to delightful desserts.
You can cast your vote by buying your favourite flavour. We will be tracking your votes and updating you everyday. So keep an eye on our social media accounts to see how your favourite it doing.
This is one debate you don’t want to miss!
Nicotine strengths - 0.6% / 1.0%
PG/VG ratio - 60/40
BoJo’s Brexit Crunch
Boris is more than a hairdo, he is our unelected Prime Minister! But each morning he wakes with the chill of only minority love. With a mandate (and a majority) at stake, he has been recently jumping out of bed each day, reinvigorated by what he may become. Sitting at his breakfast table beneath his portrait of Churchill, he eager consumes his staple Blueberry Muffin for his daily Brexit, before he finishes his coffee and crunches to the campaign bus.
(Flavour - Blueberry Muffin)
Jezza may be a bit too left for some, but he is ‘right on’ when it comes to his passion for his allotment and his summer harvest of lovely juicy red strawberries. He knows every university student can be easily persuaded with free jam and tuition fees. Whilst he may not know what a policy is, there will be no objections to a glorious jam topped tub of Jezza’s strawberries and ice cream.
(Flavour - Strawberry Dream)
Mirror mirror on the wall does a referendum mean nothing at all? Well, so it appears to you Jo! Who needs democracy anyway? If the Romans only played at it then why should Ms Swinson and her merry band of Article 50 revokers care about the thoughts of the plebs. With this discordancy in mind, we have created for Jo an absolute, yet very yummy, train wreck of a flavour.
(Flavour - Lemonade Fruit Fizz)
Farage’s Clean Break
No messing about with Nigel, giving it us clean and clear, it is Brexit and nothing else. The only leader not contesting an electoral seat, Nige should have labelled his campaign ‘influence without responsibility’, cool if you can carry it off! So, to mark this self-assurance we have designed one very cool and clean menthol for you.
(Flavour - Cool Menthol)
Stop it with these stereotypes, there are other drinks available north of the border! Whilst she might not be to everyone’s taste and indeed, only accessible to our British compatriots north of the border, we will be forever united by our collective love of fizzy pop! Who would have thought that Iron Girders could taste so good?
(Flavour - Iron Brew)