Here at Totally Wicked, we have been reporting on the escapades of the Diavlo vape juice criminal underworld since the rival gangs first went head-to-head back in 2015.
Here is a quick recap to bring you up to speed.
When the ‘West Enders’ and ‘Carnation Street’ gangs of the London underbelly first moved into town and established their territories, the Old Bill were assembled to restore law and order to the streets. All has been fairly quiet for a while. Infamous faces such as Jimmy ‘No Mates’ (Coconut and Vanilla) and Cyclops Bob (Peanut Butter) are not making too many waves since the Old Bill have been on the scene.
A Cold Front is coming…
For a time, it’s been quiet. But recently reports of sinister activity heading this way have surfaced. There is talk on the streets of an increased interest in the movement of diamonds. Rumours of a new crew who have their eyes on the region. Their message has been heard loud and clear – ‘prepare to get iced’.
After some clandestine investigation by our crack team of undercover journalists, we can now report the names of these new characters. We have a feeling that the West Enders and Carnation Street gangs will be shaking in their soon to be concrete boots…
Four new faces, from what is being referred to as ‘The Cold Front Gang’, are set to rock the foundations of the Diavlo underworld; Yelena The Princess (Iced Strawberry Fusion), Vlad The Suit (Iced Blackcurrant), The Professor (Iced Mango) and Mad Dog Lenny (Iced Red Grape and Mixed Berries). Those are their names, and diamonds are their game.
Chief Angel (Blueberry Muffin) from the Old Bill has had to forget about his fluffy exterior. Not to mention his warm third floor office and his prized coffee machine, and lay down some authority to try and quell some of the rumours.
He said to our source:
The Old Bill division is well aware of this new ‘gang’ attempting to strike cold fear into our solid community. But they will not succeed. And as far as their reported intentions go, I can assure the public with absolute certainty that our stocks of diamonds – or ‘ice’ as they are known on the streets – are perfectly safe as long as I am the Chief. What we do know from our sources, is that behind their cool exteriors they are sweet like ripened fruit, just like the rest of us. However, we need to remain vigilant and if they do try anything… well, we will be ready.”
So, while The Old Bill and the existing gangs in the Diavlo underworld still provide consistent quality on the streets of London and are loved, loathed and feared by many, the Cold Front gang are the new kids on the block, and from what we know so far, they are frosty.